Sunday, December 26, 2010

Rombongan Joyah ke Aloq Staq.

How long it took to attend a wedding in Kedah;

1. Whining about the trip. Refusing to join it. (a week before the trip)

2. Arguing with mum which baju kurung should she and me wear to the kenduri. (3 hours)

3. Packing and ironing the clothes etc. (an hour)

4. Waiting for brother’s in law’s uncle for a ride to Larkin. (2 hours-which turned out he cancelled it so we took a cab)

5. A cab ride to Larkin. (half an hour) 

6. Waiting for the bus to arrive. (an hour and half-the bus arrived not on time)

7. On the road. (6 hours)

8. Suddenly involved in an accident. (seconds-the bus hit a car)

9. Panicking because the bus’s door couldn’t be opened after the hit. (20 minutes)

10. Stuck in highway, waiting for police to inspect the scene. (an hour and half)

11. Go to Nilai, for the chief of the trip to make a police report. (2 hours)

12. Back on road. (10 hours-involving rest, eat, and solat break which was the bus went for break every 2 hours)

13. Chanting “I want to get home!” and swearing on the a/c. (all the time on the trip)

14. Bath, rest, get ready to attend the wedding in a rent house. (2 hours)

15. Attending the wedding. (Just less than 3 hours)

And a plate of nasi minyak and nasi putih (tak buleh tambah) with ikan masin masak kari, kurma daging, acar buah, ayam masak merah, a slice of orange and a box of choclairs. (PRICELESS)

*whatever. i don’t have to mention the journey home.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Baru Tahu.

potrait

Well, Once (Dewa19) dikatakan sudah menghantar surat pengunduran diri dari band tersebut. Agak mengejutkan bagi aku tapi tak tahu kenapa. Aku seorang BalaDewi dari bangku sekolah. Dengan drummer Tyo dah kuar awal2 nie Once plak. So agak sedih kot. Hahahh. Tapi aku rasa Dewa19 dah tak sehebat dulu. Habis idea, anak bini Ahmad Dhani pulak jadi mangsa suh nyanyi. Maybe Once pon dah bosan nak nyanyi sebab Dhani dah tak buat lagu best lol. Takpelah, lagipon aku dah kurangkan dengar lagu2 Indon semenjak incident poopies thrown at Malaysian embassy di Indon. Nak sangat main taik. Hah malas aku nak layan.

Neways, still lagu mereka yang terbaik;

 

 

*Then Mesia sibuk2 nak collaborate ngan Padi untuk lagu Upin dan Ipin..kat Mesia nie takde orang dah nak nyanyikan lagu untuk kartun budak2 botak tuh?

Monday, December 20, 2010

achtung! achtung!

Now everybody, hail this annual eating ritual…God bless us!

prosperityAnd it’s beef! 

Sunday, December 19, 2010

es hol.

See, I’ve told you. Everybody use Facebook. Even thieves and burglars. But somehow it’s stupid.

Burglar thanks victims via Facebook.

burglar Show off...The burglar uploaded a 'thank you' image to the victim’s Facebook saying: 'Thank you for all the goodies, dawg. We’re good!'

A burglar in Washington, US, decided to rub some salt into his victims’ wounds by posting a picture of himself with their stuff on their Facebook page.

Marc Fisher, a journalist at the Washington Post, reported that sometime between the hours of 10 am and 12.45 pm. last Friday, a burglar entered Fisher’s house through the basement door and helped himself to pretty much everything of value that Fisher’s son owned.

He took a brand new winter coat, savings bonds, cash, a laptop and an iPod - but he wasn’t finished.

After getting away he took the extra step of posting a photograph on the Facebook page belonging to Fisher’s son so that it could be seen by all 400 or so of his friends.

But it wasn’t only the family’s belongings that he was after.

Probably an avid Facebook admirer, the man also felt compelled to upload a thank you image to the victim’s Facebook page that was followed by more than 400 teenagers.

The photograph was accompanied by a comment, "Thank you for all the goodies, dawg. We’re good!"

DC police Officer Kyle Roe, explained that the burglar in question had made their jobs much easier:

"I’ve seen a lot, but this is the most stupid criminal I’ve ever seen."

However, it seems that Roe’s confidence in he and his fellow officers’ policing abilities was a tad misplaced. They haven't caught the guy yet even with the self-supplied mugshot, possible fingerprint evidence and the IP address that he used to access Facebook.

*Take note at the last paragraph. I don’t know which one is stupider..

Source: www.dailychilli.com

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

merapik.

I got a new hobby recently, collecting novels. And I really can’t wait for my new book from a-person-that-I-only-know-who! Cepatt sikitt..hihikk.

never_let_me_go_large1gambar hiasan

Remember I posted something in my previous blog where my thesis advisor nag nag something about my horrible writings like I have not read a story book? Yes, only now I read books boo hoo..

Al-kisahnya, one day we (my family) decided to visit nyai at kampong and stayed there for one night. So in the morning we packed all the food and stuff, then the garments and everything. While packing, there was mum who was “jangan lupa bawak berus gigi takde sapa nak share dengan kau..” and “bawak telekung, selimut sume bawak..bla..bla..” or “eh kita bawak satu towel jelah kita share dua orang ringan beg.” Finished with all the packing and talking, I grab my new bought novel and put it inside my bag. When mum took a glance at the action, I thought she was going to say something encouraging. Because yeah “bangsa membaca bangsa berjaya” and stuff. Instead, I heard this:

“Bawak2la Quran dibaca kat mana-mana hati tenang je sentiasa ingat Tuhan. Nie tak, baca buku merapik2 je manjang. Ngaji taknak…”

There you go! A real advice from madame hajah baru pulang dari Makkah..And the effect was speechless that I felt like I’ve been given a hard backhand to my face hemphhhh!

bloody teaser.

original

source: gizmodo.com 

Hahahh dem kuang hajor! I always love Inception. Especially the part where Arthur was fighting in anti-gravity hotel building. And if any of you concern about the ending that made everybody pissed, just click the link below the picture. Bloody hell the writer just made everyone comes with their own theories and concepts about this movie just by letting us guess the ending of it. And I watched it again and again just to think about the theories haha. Whatever. It’s a relief though..  

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

noob.

Before this I post my hatefulness of Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. Now let me nag nag about a couple of other social networking whatever service that I recently used/using.

 

1. Twitter

unfollow-twitter

source: tweeterism.com

I once had a twitter account. Just to keep updated like “wow sume orang ade twitter, twitter sangat hip musti ade!”. Unless I have a Backberry Dorch or HDC HD7, I think there’s no use for person like me to have this twitter account thing. When you have a twitter you have to spend a very long time to browse all the twitting from others especially if you following other person who tweets like every minutes. So it is so impractical for me to on my outdated pc all the time just to follow twitter. Yeah I can online with my outdated mobile phones but hey, I’m using prepaid! And sometimes it’s just disturbing when you follow this twitter of Dolce and Gobbana or Kim Kordashian just because you’re a fan, all the tweets are something that have nothing to me. So, sangat semak. Besides, there’s no notification if somebody tweets something for me. So if you want to read what the other reply your tweet, you have to browse all over the not-important tweets from the previous Dolce and Gobbana and Kim Kordashian and after couples times you clicked the older tweets link then you can found the @ symbol with your username with it blugh! (or maybe there’s a way to get a notification and a noob like me just don’t know about it yet, please tell me) I might have this twitter account back but maybe after I own a cool phone. Maybe. Because I already spend a lot of time texting. I might don’t want to spend more reading other people status on my mobile phones screen lol.

 

2. Tumblr

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Personally speaking, I really love tumblr. It is all perfect. Simple. With its various theme, and all the specific sections with specific post. And I don’t mind there’s no commenting application whatever. For me tumblr is like posting a blog in twitter. Of course it’s less annoying because it’s a blog thing you know, nobody post it for every minutes right? Just every 5 minutes lol. Because what? It takes 4 minutes to read other tumblr and 1 minute to reblog. Yeah, there’s no flaw in this tumblr thing, but the reblog trend. It’s said that tumblr is a new way to blog but is it really a blog when you open it and it all full of pictures that you reblog from the other tumblr? And it turned out then you can’t figure out which tumblr the picture originally came from because it have been reblog from about 1789 tumblr users . No offense here. Hey I sometimes reblog myself because I don’t have idea what to write in tumblr (since I write blog in blogspot haha). Just I think the reblog thing should be removed so people will have idea to post thing for themselves. Create their own picture, or at least take the effort to copy the link to post it back to their blog instead of clicking the reblog thing. Just think of something else if you worry about the copyright of your work.

Conclusion, I only have a facebook account because EVERYBODY have the account. So I have connections with people. Or otherwise, there’s always a solution in which case I lost the phone number..

p/s: and yes, I just learnt the word “noob”.

Friday, December 10, 2010

stylo milo

aku memang lambat..

aku suka tengok every series of step up movies berulang2 kali sebab dalam satu scene joget bukan ade sorang tapi berbelas2 orang. setiap kali tengok aku cuba untuk take note backup2 dancers kat blakang haha.

neways aku tak jatuh cinta sangat mamat luke dalam cite nie walau wajahnya kacak dan badannya sasa (tapi still can’t resist untuk menatap lama2 haha)…aku sangat jatuh cinta ngan joget robotik ni yang semart gila! tapi aku still taktau nama watak mamat robot nie walau macam dah sepuluh kali tengok hmph.

and i hate wakaka crew! booyah.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Realiti TV

Terdapat puluhan rancangan realiti ditayangkan di saluran-saluran televisyen di Malaysia. Aku sendiri tak faham mengapa ia diberi nama rancangan realiti tv. Duh, dah masuk tv, sume ade make up, ade dialog..takde dialog pun mesti ade practise2 cakap kan supaya depan camera nanti takdela cakap ngarut2..sumenya lakonan hemph.

Whatever, just named it. Kau nak menyanyi, kau nak berjoget, kau nak mengaji, nak kawin, nak jadi gadis, nak melawak, nak memasak, nak masuk treasure hunt, malah acara sukaneka pun ade. Haa..ape lagi yang tak dirancangan realiti tv kannye. Pada aku, aku memang sangat tak berminat dengan rancangan realiti tv. Lagi2 yang nyanyian pastu depend mostly kepada penonton yang dah tak tau nak bwatpe dengan duit mereka lalu topup phone riban-riban untuk afundi.

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Idola kecil adalah salah satu rancangan yang amat mendapat sambutan hangat di Malaysia. No offense here, tapi mengapakah para ibu bapa peserta rancangan tersebut amat menggalakkan anak mereka untuk menjadi artis. Dalam rancangan ini mereka dilatih menyanyi, berlakon etc..Hey anak-anak adalah ibarat kain putih. Suci bersih..Janganla di rusakkan dengan anasir-anasir hiburan yang masa depannye belum tentu diketahui. Well, sebenarnye kita dah tau masa depan dunia hiburan, selain to’ Siti, artis mana yang gambar sosialnye mahupun porno super impose tersebar di internet?

Budak-budak kecik diajar berangan. Duh, da tak pikir lain dah..Dah tak ingat dah skolah..Bila ditanya idola, “Saya menjadikan penyanyi Aizat sebagai idola kerana dia memiliki suara lunak, pandai bermain alatan muzik dan boleh menghasilkan lagu untuk albumnya.” Ntah sapa yang cakap aku tak kenal whatever.

Bukanlah aku tak layan hiburan. Tapi pada aku rancangan seperti ini adalah unnecessary. Biarlah mereka menikmati zaman kanak-kanak. Explore, belajar, main banyak..Bila sampai masanya mereka boleh buat keputusan sendiri, terletaklah di tangan mereka untuk menetukan masa depan. Tengok Britney Spears, kecik-kecik nyanyi Mickey Mouse Club, dah besar? Clubbing sampai mabuk pastu kawin time mabuk then cerai berai. Beliau masih dikenali tapi bukan kerana bakatnya lagi..

Alah takpayah contoh Hollywood, Malaysia pun da cukup. Ingat Mamat Exist Oh Ibu? Kecik-kecik meletup kau lagu dia..Dah besar pecah suara tak laku last2 curik motor LOL.      

Friday, December 3, 2010

whatever.

untitled

I think I’ve found a couple of bands that replaced Coldplay for me hahah..

p/s: having TWO blogs is a hassle. now i know. hemphhh!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

cukup suda..

 

sudah-sudahlah dengan hayley williams hahahahh

Shit.

shit_fountain

Today we’ll talk about civilization. Yeah, whatever you do shows whether you are civilized or not lol. I’m kind of talking crap here so let me go straight to the thing. What I would like to mumbling here is something like “adab-adab menziarahi rumah saudara mara mahupun sahabat handai” Yes, I know you don’t want to be told about politeness in the house, how you eat, talk et cetera. This is more serious which is “bagaimana menggunakan tandas tuan rumah”.

It is really hateful when you open the lid of the toilet seat and see dua tiga ketul tahi berapungan di permukaan air. Then you’ll start to think “oh patutla die tutup jamban nie slalu terbukak dem”. Got the message? Yesss! Please do flush after use. And in case the ‘thing’ still floating after you flushed it (probably the amount of that ‘thing’ produced is exceeding the limit and make the flushed water incapable to push ‘it’ down), please do something to make it  go into the sewer. Hey, there’s a pail. Takung air banyak2 jiruslah sapa suh ko makan banyak bwat taik banyak je kan da takleh flush. And in the other case, there’s no pail or anything (tapi takkanla teruk sangat takde baldi or paip getah), getah paip juga boleh digunakan sila curah air tersebut ke lubang tandas walaupun ambil masa lama tapi takpelah. Let the other say “eh lamanye die dalam toilet mesti berak”. Eh bwatpe nak malu kalau orang tau ko berak siti nurhaliza dengan dr. syekh muzaphar pun berak juga. Whatever, take your time. Takde sapa marah kalau berak dalam tandas rumah orang tapi pandai jaga kebersihan. Don’t think that when you leave your ‘thing’ visible to others, the others won’t know its yours. Seberapa ramai pun orang yang datang, kami masih akan cam siapa yang menggunakannye untuk buang yang ‘kecil’ mahupun ‘besar’. 

There! Next time, please do use the toilet wisely.